Wednesday, March 22, 2006

You could shove a burning spiked dildo up my ass and it wouldn't compare to tonight. Getting my wisdom teeth removed was the most atrocious experience of my entire life.. I scared the nurses.Aside from the pain of them shoving me with the IVs twice on both hands since apparently my veins are fucked up, I apparently vomitted which I don't remember.. But..even worse is that I came off the anasthesia as he was working...So I started freaking out, screaming and crying hysterically. I felt him taking out the teeth and sewing me back up. I heard the heart monitor and it sounded like I was having a heart attack, all of them were freaking out. Two of the nurses actually were talking about needing to go out and get a drink because of me. I had a nervous breakdown because I do badly enough with just going to the hospital, it even too like 15 minutes of sweet air before they were able to start tapping me, he knew ahead of time...On the lighter note he did prescribe me Percoset, which he never does, but I am gung ho against Vicodin, and I think I scared him enough that he was able to make an exception.

The most annoying part is the pain, the lack of ability to eat, and the fact that he threw out my teeth when I wanted them.

Grr...I'm just hoping I don't end up bruised and squirrel faced.

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